Sleeping too much

Door does open from outside .... ✅

Actually has IBS issues .... 😔

Is not dealing with it with integrity ..... 😁😠

Thid is good for a laugh (while I'm sick), Have any of you heard the Dubliner's song "THE SICK NOTE" ?:

Dear Sir, I write this note to you to tell you of me plight, And at the time of writing, I am not a pretty sight; My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly gray, And I write this note to say why Paddy's not at work today.

While working on the fourteenth floor some bricks I had to clear; Now, to throw them down
from such a height was not a good idea.
The foreman wasn't very pleased, he being an awkward sod, he said I'd have to cart them down the ladders in me hod.

Now, clearing all these bricks by hand, it was so very slow. So I hoisted up a barrel, and secured the rope below. Butt in me haste to do the job, I wad too blind to see, that a barrelful of building bricks, was heavier than me.

So when I untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead, and clinging tightly to the rope, I started up instead. Well, I shot up like a rocke, till, to my dismay I found, that halfway up I met the bloody barrel comming down.

Well, the barrel broke me shoulder as, to the ground it sped... And when I reached the top I banged the pully with my head. Well, I clung on tight though numbed shock from this almighty blow. And the barrel spilled out half the bricks, fourteen floors below.

Now, when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor. I then outweighed the barrel and so started down once more; Still clinging tightly to the rope, I sped towards the ground,
And I landed on the broken bricks that were all scattered round.

Well, I lay there groaning on the ground, I thought I'd passed the worst, When the barrel hit the pully-wheel and then the bottom burst.
Well, a shower of bricks rained down on me, I hadn't got a hope, As I lay there moaning on the ground, I let go of the bloody rope.

The barrel than being heavier, it started down once more, And landed right across me, as I lay upon the floor. Well, it broke three ribs and my left arm and I can only say, That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not a work today.

http://www.songlyrics.com/the-dubliners/the-sick-note-lyrics/

@TAB @Former-Member ..... 💜🌷

These are the hard yards of parenting .... D3 will grow into her own powers eventually ..... she's busy turning my hair silver with them at the moment .... 😏 .... it's part of their charm ....

@Former-Member ..... that sure have me a belly-laugh ..... 😆✅

Don't ya love how kids think nothing of putting us on hold, forever. . and ever... Grr! Only three weeks yo go F&H