Good morning everybody, 
I had my first private yoga lesson this morning. It was superly duperly fun! We went through the sun salutation because apparently this incorporates all the basics of yoga. We did a LOT of downward dogs. @Adge My teacher gave me a very long-winded explanation of why downward dogs are so super important in yoga...but I can't remember all the tricky words she used so I'm afraid I can't repeat it for you. 
After we did that, she had a look at how I stand on my head. She said there is nothing else I need to know about that, but she started teaching me how to just stand on my forearms without my head touching the ground at all.
It is pretty funny when you're apparently more flexible than your yoga teacher, such that she keeps saying "I can't do this but you will be able to..." 
The only tiny glitch we had was when we were working on a hand stand. She told me to kick my leg up, so I did...and hit her in the face. I'm laughing again now thinking about it.
She assured me it was entirely her fault and it was not the first time it had happened...then she went and got some ice to put on the injury. Oopsy. 
I will definitely be having another private lesson when I can save up a bit. Why do I keep finding such expensive hobbies. Yoga lessons and violin lessons are expensive! Why the heck couldn't I develop an obsessive interest in jogging or something! 
@soul I love all the pictures you find for our yoga adventure. I'm pretty sure that "shoulder-stood" only exists as a word here in our most special of yoga groups. 
@TheVorticon I think a post-midnight shoulder stand counts for the previous day providing that you also do one later on the day that had just commenced when you did the midnight one. I'm pretty sure I read that in part 2, section 8, subclause 5.6, paragraph 4 of the constitution of our yoga group. 
@Adge I love what soul's teacher says about how everything is optional in yoga except for breathing. My teacher is constantly saying in class that nobody is watching you and that there is no wrong way to do yoga. I super get the embarrassment factor though. I feel embarrassed by my quirky flexibility. I know that probably sounds strange, but I feel like people think I'm showing off or something when really, it's just the way my body is made. My body is bendy, your body isn't bendy, either way, it's totally ok. There's about a 99.9% chance that you have much greater cognitive flexibility than me - we're all just different. 
Anyway, by popular demand, this week's pose of the week is chair pose. Here is how to do chair pose: https://www.doyogawithme.com/content/chair-pose
I wonder how many chairs we can make this week here in Forum Land. I think the most exciting thing about this pose is that when we say that we've "chaired", we will be using a word that actually exists in the English language. 
I will be aiming to be a chair every day this week. I super hope you will join me.
Happy yoga-ing. 
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