Hi @CheerBear,
It sounds like melt, flip, trip and fall therapy is hard work but well worth it! Your post may have taken ages to write, but it all makes perfect sense to me. Yep, in my completely non-professional opinion, your brain is fully intact - it's just scrambled, and scrambled brains can become unscrambled...unlike eggs. Yay for brains being unlike eggs. 
The medication thing is tricky isn't it. What you are describing is one of the issues that I have with medication - there are always confounding factors (e.g. extra rest, and helpful helping people), which make it super hard to tell if the medications are having any positive effect. I am definitely not anti-medication by any means, but I only want to take something if I can see that it is helping me. Particularly if it has icky side effects.
Your uni situation sounds super tough. I can't quite envisage what you needed to do for those units because, you know, in a psychology degree you don't do anything actually practical!!!! I'm imagining that you needed to do placements or something??? I can see why it would totally suck to lose all those connections. And yes, I certainly understand the pain of knowing what could have been if there weren't waves crashing over us so often.
I am not at all surprised that your transcript sounds like mine. I think that's at least in part why we seem to click as not-friends. I really noticed speaking with the lecturer today (the one who is entrusting the marking gig to me) how easily I can communicate with some people, compared to the immense challenge I have with (A). I know there is a trait, which I can't quite articulate, that strongly influences how well I can communicate with someone. The lecturer definitely has it and so do you. I had actually really wanted this lecturer as my supervisor when I did my dissertation, but she already had her quota of students. The whole process would have been far less horrendous if I had had her as my supervisor.
I am pretty sure your fierce determination will get you through your degree @CheerBear. I have a sign on my desk, which I put up when I was in an absolute world of pain with my dissertation. It is still right here. It says "courage is knowing you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what." It comes from "To K*ll a Mocking Bird." After I got my results and miraculously got the first class honours, I allowed myself to finish the quote: "courage is knowing you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do." You can do this @CheerBear...just not right now, and that's ok. 
I'm so glad you are finding the break place quiet, friendly, supportive and fun. It sounds awesome. I have definitely never heard of anything like that in my part of the world.
I'm excited that you found a CheerBear at Big W. That makes it highly probable that I will be able to find one too. I will definitely look next time I'm at the shops.
I'm at my volunteering gig tomorrow, and then I'm going to try and get my head around this marking gig over the weekend. I'm expecting it to take me quite a long time. I'm going to mark a few of the papers and then catch up with the lecturer again early next week to talk through any issues.
I am super hoping that A and I can get on track too. I feel hopeful because she is trying so hard and she is willing to try new and kind-of random things (like me standing on my head). But then on the flip side, the reality is that we truly can't communicate well. I honestly think the way forward is for us to work at building a relationship without actually talking too much. I have no idea right now what that looks like, but somehow we need to figure it out. I know she is never going to be able to help me like my uni counsellor did, but if she can provide at least some sense of connection and safety, then maybe that will be all I need to then be able to de-muddle my brain myself. I just need some support. More than anything, I simply need some stable, safe, dependable support.
I'm super glad that Squishy and I can be there to help you through the tough bits of melt, trip, flip and fall therapy. I love that we had coco pops for breakfast. I haven't bought coco pops in about a million years.
I'm glad you are enjoying the social aspects of the break place, and that for a tiny moment, you could see the old CheerBear. She's right there, just waiting to be unscrambled and de-puddled. 
My day has improved as it has gone along. It started horribly, but the gigantic cry I had when I saw my GP super helped, and then speaking to the lecturer helped even more. I guess in that conversation I saw the old Phoenix_Rising, much like you caught a glimpse of the old CheerBear.
Ok, well that's my essay for today. I won't be around tomorrow until Friday Feast and then I may not be around much over the weekend as I try to get my head around the marking adventure. Anyway, you will be super busy doing super fun stuff with the LF over the weekend.
Oh I just remembered something VERY important. There is a new ad on tv. It is for Aldi and it has a woman on it riding a trolley all around an empty carpark. When I saw it, I thought of how that is definitely what you and I would do if we could hang out together in the real world. 
I hope you have a great tomorrow @CheerBear.