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The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

JynxModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:02 pm AEST

The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

🕷🦇👻 Hi Forums Fam! 🕸🎃💀

Spooky Season is setting in, so let’s have some fun with a game... that always has a price! 😲

This game is all about creativity and snark. When you make a wish in this thread, others are encouraged to grant your wish, but with a classic Monkey’s Paw price.

For example –

M1: I wish for the ability to fly!

M2: Granted! You can now fly… when indoors! Okay I wish for riches.

M3: Granted! Your parents perish and you gain an inheritance. Me, I wish I had a wallet full of infinitely respawning money.

M1: Granted! Your wallet spawns infinite amounts of Monopoly money. I wish...

It can be as surreal, bizarre, and unhinged as you can think of – but please remember to keep to the guidelines!! Nothing too graphic or horrific, or that would need a TW. This is supposed to be a little dark, but mostly silly!

I’ll go first. Who shall grant my wish?

I wish I could transform into any animal!!

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor07 Oct 2025, 8:42 pm AEDT

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@Jynx granted! But you will be motion-sick on the voyage.

(Sorry for posting in response, but I needed some humour so I came to check here and noticed no one had posted. I reckon @Former-Member will have a knack for this thread - do your worst lol !! )

I wish I felt enjoyment.

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor09 Oct 2025, 5:52 pm AEDT

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Granted @AlwaysMyself you may feel enjoyment but only at childish things.

I wish to turn back time to undo those regretful actions.

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JynxModerator10 Oct 2025, 2:32 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Oh yay it's still going! Hehehe

@FearofUnknown Granted! You can only travel 100 years at a time.

I wish I had an infinite ice cream machine.

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor11 Oct 2025, 8:37 am AEDT

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@Jynx Granted! But I get to eat all the ice cream!!!

(I *had* to jump in on that one. For those who don't know, ice cream is my favourite food. And I made a decision to make it a bit of a life obsession/interest around ice cream - because we all need something).

I wish... I wish my dogs would put away my laundry?

(Sorry im very bad at coming up with wish ideas 😅 im much better at spoiling them! Lol)

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JynxModerator11 Oct 2025, 6:10 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Hehe love it @AlwaysMyself ice cream is such a simple joy 😍

Granted! Your clothes are now always a little ripped and covered in paw prints, and sometimes they will steal your hats 😝

I wish that I could communicate to my kitties in a language they understand 😸

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor11 Oct 2025, 7:48 pm AEDT

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Granted @Jynx but you must feed the kittens with your own breast milk (Ewww).

I wish I would never need to poo ever again (Ewww).

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor12 Oct 2025, 9:25 am AEDT

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@FearofUnknown granted! Instead you will expel digestive waste by vomiting. :nauseated_face:

(Even more ewwww??)

I wish all stairs were escalators.

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JynxModerator12 Oct 2025, 4:04 pm AEDT

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@AlwaysMyself Granted! They are always down escalators.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never get unhealthy.

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JynxModerator12 Oct 2025, 4:05 pm AEDT

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@AlwaysMyself Granted! They are always down escalators.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never get unhealthy.

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Shaz51Senior Contributor12 Oct 2025, 5:08 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Ha ha you printed that twice @Jynx 😁

Granted @Jynx as long as it fix through a straw

Wish I Could have beautiful flowers all the time

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