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The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

JynxModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:02 pm AEST

The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

🕷🦇👻 Hi Forums Fam! 🕸🎃💀

Spooky Season is setting in, so let’s have some fun with a game... that always has a price! 😲

This game is all about creativity and snark. When you make a wish in this thread, others are encouraged to grant your wish, but with a classic Monkey’s Paw price.

For example –

M1: I wish for the ability to fly!

M2: Granted! You can now fly… when indoors! Okay I wish for riches.

M3: Granted! Your parents perish and you gain an inheritance. Me, I wish I had a wallet full of infinitely respawning money.

M1: Granted! Your wallet spawns infinite amounts of Monopoly money. I wish...

It can be as surreal, bizarre, and unhinged as you can think of – but please remember to keep to the guidelines!! Nothing too graphic or horrific, or that would need a TW. This is supposed to be a little dark, but mostly silly!

I’ll go first. Who shall grant my wish?

I wish I could transform into any animal!!

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor14 Oct 2025, 7:34 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

@Shaz51 Granted! But you will lose your eyesight so you will never see the beautiful flowers.

I wish my dogs' barking was quieter. 😅

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JynxModerator18 Oct 2025, 3:56 pm AEDT

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Hehe @AlwaysMyself granted! Your dog now howls like a wolf!

I wish I could sing like Mariah Carey!

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor19 Oct 2025, 6:43 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @Jynx but you can only sing in F sharp note.

I wish I can have the largest buffet in the world and the food always magically reappears without anybody cooking it.

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor25 Oct 2025, 7:18 pm AEDT

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@FearofUnknown granted! But all the food is Brussels sprouts (or food you don't like).

I wish I could hibernate.

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JynxModerator25 Oct 2025, 9:22 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

@AlwaysMyself Granted! You can no longer have a bank account or an address because you are now a bear 🐻

(That... actually doesn't sound so bad 🤣)

I wish that I could travel instantly amongst the galaxies.

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor27 Oct 2025, 7:05 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @Jynx but you must transform into a star to travel between the Galaxies.

I wish to never feel sadness ever again.

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Shaz51Senior Contributor19 Dec 2025, 3:15 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @FearofUnknown

to never feel sadness ever again.

because you will have a endless supply of chocolate beside you 😍

I wish I could drive

@Jynx , @AlwaysMyself , @REDLINEZ750 , @tyme

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor19 Dec 2025, 6:50 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

@Shaz51 granted! But you will always have to drive in a small metal car with no air-conditioning and windows that won't open. (This has been specially curated for the current weather this week lol)

I wish that the computer could instantly type up everything I want to say in a post without me having to - because then I could get through more replies in less time. 😅

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JynxModerator20 Dec 2025, 3:40 pm AEDT

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @AlwaysMyself!

The computer can only type in 'webdings' (that weird symbolic font in microsoft word lmao)

I wish I could somehow sense precious metals, minerals, and pretty crystals, no matter how deeply buried!

Hehehe @Shaz51 @FearofUnknown @REDLINEZ750 glad this thread is making a comeback!

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Shaz51Senior Contributor20 June 2026, 5:31 pm AEST

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @Jynx

But you have to dig out the precious metals, minerals, and pretty crystals, out of the ground with a spoon

I wish I could fly to the highest mountain in the world

@AlwaysMyself , @FearofUnknown , @REDLINEZ750 , @tyme @MissGremlin

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