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The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

JynxModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:02 pm AEST

The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

🕷🦇👻 Hi Forums Fam! 🕸🎃💀

Spooky Season is setting in, so let’s have some fun with a game... that always has a price! 😲

This game is all about creativity and snark. When you make a wish in this thread, others are encouraged to grant your wish, but with a classic Monkey’s Paw price.

For example –

M1: I wish for the ability to fly!

M2: Granted! You can now fly… when indoors! Okay I wish for riches.

M3: Granted! Your parents perish and you gain an inheritance. Me, I wish I had a wallet full of infinitely respawning money.

M1: Granted! Your wallet spawns infinite amounts of Monopoly money. I wish...

It can be as surreal, bizarre, and unhinged as you can think of – but please remember to keep to the guidelines!! Nothing too graphic or horrific, or that would need a TW. This is supposed to be a little dark, but mostly silly!

I’ll go first. Who shall grant my wish?

I wish I could transform into any animal!!

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Unknown userMember04 Oct 2025, 3:07 pm AEST

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor04 Oct 2025, 3:37 pm AEST

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Granted @Former-Member but the only note you can use are $5.

I wish to never grow old and wrinkly.

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JynxModerator04 Oct 2025, 4:28 pm AEST

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@FearofUnknown Granted!! You will now Benjamin-Buttonly age in reverse hehe

I wish that I could instantly understand any language.

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor04 Oct 2025, 4:51 pm AEST

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@Jynx Granted! But no one can understand you.

I wish I had a robot that did my housework reliably and well.

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor04 Oct 2025, 7:18 pm AEST

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Granted @AlwaysMyself except the robot only works on your birthday.

I wish to live in Disneyland Resort.

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Shaz51Senior Contributor04 Oct 2025, 7:25 pm AEST

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Granted @FearofUnknown

But you can only use 5 cent coins

I wish I had no more aches and pains

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor05 Oct 2025, 2:52 pm AEDT

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Granted @Shaz51 you won't feel any more aches or pains - even a cut won't hurt you but you won't be able to move.

I wish for more like-minded friends!

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JynxModerator05 Oct 2025, 3:48 pm AEDT

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@FearofUnknown Granted! All your friends are clones of you.

I wish I had huge castle fully staffed and maintained.

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor05 Oct 2025, 6:26 pm AEDT

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@Jynx Granted! But the staff resemble the organisational skills of Faulty Towers employees.

I wish I could fly.

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JynxModerator05 Oct 2025, 10:00 pm AEDT

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omg you GOT me with that one @AlwaysMyself hahaha

Granted! You can fly by flapping your arms. It's very tiring.

Hehe I wish I could travel the cosmos!

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