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The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

JynxModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:02 pm AEST

The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

🕷🦇👻 Hi Forums Fam! 🕸🎃💀

Spooky Season is setting in, so let’s have some fun with a game... that always has a price! 😲

This game is all about creativity and snark. When you make a wish in this thread, others are encouraged to grant your wish, but with a classic Monkey’s Paw price.

For example –

M1: I wish for the ability to fly!

M2: Granted! You can now fly… when indoors! Okay I wish for riches.

M3: Granted! Your parents perish and you gain an inheritance. Me, I wish I had a wallet full of infinitely respawning money.

M1: Granted! Your wallet spawns infinite amounts of Monopoly money. I wish...

It can be as surreal, bizarre, and unhinged as you can think of – but please remember to keep to the guidelines!! Nothing too graphic or horrific, or that would need a TW. This is supposed to be a little dark, but mostly silly!

I’ll go first. Who shall grant my wish?

I wish I could transform into any animal!!

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REDLINEZ750Senior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 8:37 pm AEST

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

granted @fearoftheunknown but your you cab only light darkness when someone flicks your button

i wish i could grant wishes

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 8:41 pm AEST

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@REDLINEZ750 granted! ... but only for people you dislike.

I wish for healthy ice cream!

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Unknown userMember03 Oct 2025, 8:43 pm AEST

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REDLINEZ750Senior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 8:47 pm AEST

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@AlwaysMyself granted but its only servrd in prison

i wish i could be nysekf 30yrs ago and know what i have learnt

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JynxModerator03 Oct 2025, 9:54 pm AEST

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Omg love how this has taken off!

@REDLINEZ750 granted, but you gotta go through puberty again 🤣

I wish I could read entire books just by flipping the pages past my face.

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REDLINEZ750Senior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 10:02 pm AEST

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@Jynx granted but pages are blank

i wish i had unlimited demirit points on license

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REDLINEZ750Senior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 10:07 pm AEST

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@Former-Member granted but your frozem to the spot when it happens

i wish my legs were few inches shorter

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AlwaysMyselfSenior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 10:18 pm AEST

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@REDLINEZ750 granted! But they are different lengths.

I wish my wish would come true?

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Unknown userMember04 Oct 2025, 12:11 am AEST

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JynxModerator04 Oct 2025, 2:18 pm AEST

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

@Former-Member Granted, but you gotta be 19 in the 19th Century.

I wish I could control the elements like Aang in Avatar 😋

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