Introduction

Hello @Oaktree @tonys @LeChuck

I come bearing gifts

No, I do not want to be sherriff either laugh..

I have some ideas but think that I might be safer as an animal or a bird than in human form.

Any ideas

What else happens in this town?

cannoli

@Oaktree lawless wasteland. Crows, vultures n and rabid dogs crunch and rip at the remnants of a drunk down the alley. Are those olives or eyeballs in my cocktail. . . !

I know . . . . why don't we call it Ramsey St

Better go too bed hadn't I G. nite Meggle . . . sweet dreams.

Hi @Sophia1

Welcome to Toon Town, I guess it’s as good a name as any? I think you would make a great roadrunner or even a sleepy lioness, your choice. Thanks for the cannoli, they were delicious. I had to eat them quickly before @tonys got them all.

Glad to see you in this lawless little town!

Meggle

@Sophia1 Yikes panic Sophias in town. . Quick shove the laundry under the couch. Girly

mags , stuff em under the bed. . . scrape my socks of the wall, threw em there last week.

Hang on that ones still clean. It'll do to buff my teeth up so tonys two guns can give a warm

welcoming smile.

As you can see, this place is where I come to behave very badly. Go back over my posts since this bar opened a week ago and you'll be horrified at times. . . .

Just thought I better warn you. At times Its a galaxy away from the have a cuppa thread.

Burned the church down last week and the school house the week before. Its a fantasy land

devoid of the law, and judgement is judged as a hangin offence.

So welcome to toon town. OH dont mind those two feet sticking out of the cooking

pot. Some one brought a big bird in before. Onions n beans. Well rattle the rooftops

tonight my friend.

Thanks for your kind words earlier mate , will respond to them in your other thread

tomorrow. 2 bits for a wisky. nah keep your side arm. yer gonna need it. . . .

tonys twoguns. . .

Well hello @Oaktree

Today I will be the lioness appearing to be sleeping yet on the lookout for unsavoury cHaracters that might pass by lawless or sleepy town?

What wakes up here? Stirs?

Ramsey st.. no I was kidding . Neighbours wouldnt last a day in this bar. No no no.. . .

Its toon town. there . . decided. @Sophia1 @Oaktree

Hey there @tonys

am impressed with your effort at cleaning up

Two feet in the cooking pot!

gasp not my roadrunner!

what have you done with the sheriff?

you and Meggle town pedlars! Minstrels? Preachers?

church and school burnt down

saloon bar open?

Ramsey st

really?

could we have an election on that one if LeChuck survives the pot?

@Oaktree town mayor?

Well @Sophia1

Tonys is the local outlaw here. He thinks nothing of jumping on his nag and running off to hold up a train or two. The other day he pulled a bank heist. You can find him in the saloon drinking whiskey and cheating at cards most nights.

LeChuck is the town Sheriff but she’s off sick right now so the town is going to hell right now.

I am a corset wearing waitress in the saloon.
Oh and we are renovating the Saloon slowly but surely.

Very unsavoury characters hang out in this town. There are often shoot outs in the street. If you hear firecrackers it’s gunfire and you should duck.

We are all very happy here.

Meggle

@Oaktree @tonys

Corset wearing waitress…

dare I ask anything else? Or better not might get escorted off of the forums

two guns Tony’s held up train? Bank ? Forgotten already

where is all the money

oh lost treasure.. now that would be interesting

so yawning lioness wants to know where are the juicy large fresh steaks in this bar

Where are the rest of the folk? Pots?

hmm

any entertainment?

Yawn corset wearing waitress and two guns tonys

Toon town with no toons

a little like the pub with no beer

busy with renovations? As in?

Glad that you enjoyed the cannolis @Oaktree

are you quite sure that you ate them all?

Might visit after sunrise

lioness off prowling now

nite folks