Introduction

Pretty good thanks @LeChuck

I joined a social group for women and made a post yesterday (it’s on Facebook) I got so many responses from local women wanting to catch up for coffee. Met up with one this morning. I am going to go to the canasta group at our local library on Saturday mornings after Easter so I am currently sitting at the dining table trying to teach myself to riffle shuffle. Once I get the first part (if I do) I will try to also do the bridge. I looked up a tutorial on YouTube.

Come to think of it shuffling might come in handy at the saloon.

What are you doing?

Meggle

Haha it might! That all sounds awesome @Oaktree

@LeChuck

The riffle shuffle and bridge!

https://youtu.be/NdCia_d1u5c

Meggle

Hi @Shaz51

I see you are frequenting our establishment. How are you this fine day?

Take a weight off! @LeChuck please dust off a barstool for our friend. Just pay your 500 pesos to @tonys Shaz. That will pay for your first drink and a pine box should you need one. Pretty rough town you have drifted into here.

Meggle

A rough town indeed. One of us eats grubs

His name is @tonys and he is awesome.

Purple sparkly wrapping paper, well ALRIGHT. . . . my kinda drinking scenery.

WISKY. . . . Ah Ah just leave the bottle. .!

No need to dust my stool. Just finished a big plate of chilly beans across the st , Bout 30 minutes, trust me . . . It'll get dusted. No need for renovations. One good bar fight ill

bring the whole joint down.

Now I have a complaint. . . I came for breakfast here and forgot my spectacles.

You leave the spittoon on the bar, and your coffee cups are the same size,

Actually I withdraw my complaint. Now I think about It, It did taste better than the

coffee . . . . Just do an old timer a favour and take the cigar buts out next time.

So now you Know why I only come out late at night. You meat a better class of villain in the dark.

Now . . . don't say you weren't warned about the clientele in this establishment.

@Oaktree @LeChuck Hope this tread lasts till high noon tomorrow. . .

tonys twoguns

BUUUUUURRPP . . . . AHHH set em up again Sam We'll just try get me outta her

partner. . . Only way I go out through those swing doors is, feet first . . .

Possies hunted me from thread to thread, here I make my stand. Don't know who the other gang members are yet. Better have leather ears and a big black whole through the middle of em, . . . where their soul used to be. . .

How are you @LeChuck , I'll water the horses,

Can't get to the bar till much before 9 pm sharpshooters on the roof tops, you understand. If its raining. then even I stop steeling kids lollipops, and little old ladies

and ride the roulette wheel here. So, lets hope no one burns the town down.

Adios Amigos tonys twoguns

@LeChuck I'm walking backwards through posts again. I'll drink 2 bottles to this post. . . er.

Has to be a town Sherriff. . . Your it. . . . Someones gotta lock me up, time to time. . .

But most importantly. . .! there's a bounty hunter on my tail, Every town needs a gate keeper.

The badge makes a killinn . . . legal, One Texas ranger gets in here, and we'll be signing

do goody good sunday songs and they wont let me Tub in the horse trough.

Hell . . . I'll even have to use a spoon and fork, and go out side to take a dddddd. . . . . . pp

sorry ladies . . . stutter when I got a chew of. . . tobakarr . . . .gulp..

Question fer the cook. was a that slice of date loaf I had with my beans . . or are those black things just cross sections of cockroaches. . . either way needs more salt

tonys two guns

Burp, @Shaz51 did I here right. Badazshaz blew through town. . . Belch. .

Well try not to step, . . "in" . . . me lady . . . Burrrp... And no cussin . . . Burrpp.

Spare an old timer 2 bits fer a wisky. . . err Belch . . . tonys twoguns . . .