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Funny Quotes & Jokes - Fun Stuff

Funny Quotes & Jokes - Fun Stuff

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you. Mark Hoppus

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr

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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

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