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AdgeSenior Contributor
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr
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Denv12Senior Contributor
I'll add one. Did you hear about the couple who couldnt tell the difference between vaseline and window sealer? All their windows fell out.
Have a great day everyone.
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Shaz51Senior Contributor
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AdgeSenior Contributor
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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AdgeSenior Contributor
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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AdgeSenior Contributor
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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AdgeSenior Contributor
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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AdgeSenior Contributor
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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AdgeSenior Contributor
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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AdgeSenior Contributor
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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