This one isn't quite so interesting but does stick in mund because I was REALLY naughty @Mazarita @Former-Member
I used to play softball until I badly injured my neck. We were away on a representative trip and I wasn't playing this particular game - it was a side we were expected to beat quite easily. So I decided to get through the afternoon I'd put a little scotch in my dry ginger ale bottle - well I ended up drinking the whole damn bottle and was then totally bored - and a little 'tipsy'. I begged to be out on to bat and the coach gave in and let me. I approached the batter's box, turned to the girl I was sitting previously on the bench with and pointed (subtely just to her) where I wanted to hit the ball. By this stage I was seeong at least 3 balls at once - so I decided to hit the middle one - BOOM - home run - but I could barely stagger my way around the bases.....