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Puns, jokes, riddles

Puns, jokes, riddles

As part of recovery/healing path plus every day is having fun and laughter. Finding, sharing or reading things that brings smiles and laughs.

this is a spot to share puns, riddles etc.


Everyone is invited to share any thing fun, silly things

@Jynx @Oaktree @Shaz51 @Former-Member @avant-garde

Here’s a couple to start with

Did you hear about the sugar thief? He had some sweet moves

I need a new door for my hall

The replacement I bought was too tall

So I hacked and chopped it

And carefully lopped it

Now the dumb thing is too small

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@myheartache @The-red-centaur @Jynx @Former-Member @MJG017 @Shaz51 @DaeSayuki @Dimity


a lettuce, an egg and a tap had a race one day.

the lettuce came in a head, the egg got beaten and the tap is still running

Kiwi be friends? It takes two to mango.


Orange you glad we’re friends? I’m grateful for our friendship

What is Draculas favourite fruit?

Necktarines

why can’t you make crumble with 3.14 blackberries?

because that would be pie

why did the tomato blush?

because it saw the salad dressing

what is the fastest vegetable?

Runner beans

what vegetable is a sailors worst enemy?

Leeks

When is a sailor not. Sailor?

when he’s aboard

I met a sailor who liked putting helium balloons in his ship.

what ever floats your boat I guess

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@Former-Member

Oh.. the sailor jokes reminded me of one with a submarine and a whale! But it's extremely crude! It didn't refer to them as 'sailors' though.

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@Former-Member

i love the sailor ones hahahahahha

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@Former-Member hehehe NICE

Got quite a chuckle!!

What do you call a group of bisexual, Norse monarchs who are all in a biker gang?

Bikings!

The only 4-way pun I know hehehe

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