Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I dont know Y
Parallel lines have so much in common
It’s a shame they will never meet
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…
But then I turned myself around
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online
Ill let you know which one comes first
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
I used to play piano by ear…
But now I use my hands
If you're not groaning already, i will dial the 'nerdy'!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
…
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aaaargon!
A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician Are Out Hunting
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why Is Beer Never Served at a Math Party?
Because you cant drink and derive
A Farmer Counted 196 Cows in the Field
But when he rounded them up, he had 200
What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark
