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So last night - I decide to go outside and have a smoke, before picking up my son from an excursion. I'm almost at the back door when I slip and fall.
Bugger I think. And then I realise what's happened. My old dog has had an upset tummy & I literally fell in s**t.
I strip off my jeans abd start cleaning up the mess & moping the floor.
Then I go outside in my undies - because I'm determined to have my smoke.
Well we have had above average rainfall in my town for the past 5 months and have had constant flooding.
Why do I mention the rainfall? Well it has created the biggest infestation of mosquitoes I've ever seen and they are huge.
I get up and have a shower and discover I've about a thousand bites all over me.
Being sensitive to certain perfumes - I use vinegar on my mozzie bites to take the itch out.
I dress abd go and pick up my boy. His bus is late by 30 minutes. He jumps in the car and says - what's that strange smell?
Then he says it smells like a mix of poo and vinegar.
Needless to say - as soon as we got home - I had a nmore thorough shower.
The moral of the story .... I'm not sure .... maybe that smoking is bad for your health.
Today I can laugh about it.
Hope everyone has an injury and embarrassment free evening.
So last night - I decide to go outside and have a smoke, before picking up my son from an excursion. I'm almost at the back door when I slip and fall.
Bugger I think. And then I realise what's happened. My old dog has had an upset tummy & I literally fell in s**t.
I strip off my jeans abd start cleaning up the mess & moping the floor.
Then I go outside in my undies - because I'm determined to have my smoke.
Well we have had above average rainfall in my town for the past 5 months and have had constant flooding.
Why do I mention the rainfall? Well it has created the biggest infestation of mosquitoes I've ever seen and they are huge.
I get up and have a shower and discover I've about a thousand bites all over me.
Being sensitive to certain perfumes - I use vinegar on my mozzie bites to take the itch out.
I dress abd go and pick up my boy. His bus is late by 30 minutes. He jumps in the car and says - what's that strange smell?
Then he says it smells like a mix of poo and vinegar.
Needless to say - as soon as we got home - I had a nmore thorough shower.
The moral of the story .... I'm not sure .... maybe that smoking is bad for your health.
Today I can laugh about it.
Hope everyone has an injury and embarrassment free evening.
