Introduction

@LeChuck Coincidentally my son did the same Diploma as you. No competition for you because he finished his Degree in Audio Engineering about 5 minutes ago. Go figure. Anywho.

You be 👑 of all Landscape Design. Go get it!

@LeChuck @Oaktree @tonys @Sophia1 @Shaz51

In our last episode…

The cut throat gang aka @tonys smelly relatives finished licking the bbq beans off their fingers.

They used Meggles' curtains as napkins afterwards. Then they got up to go looking for Tonys two guns. Little did they know that Tonys two guns and his cronies had taken a little ride in a room that was actually a time machine.

Next thing ya know a mysterious square turns up in the middle of the street. The room was back and out stumbled Tonys two guns, the Sheriff, Meggle, Sophia and Shaz. They looked dazzled by the sunshine. Where had they been? It wasn't clear but they all looked a little confused! The cut throat gang approached Tony's two guns….

His back turned to them, while he slurped Beans from an Acme iron frying pan. The varmints residing in TTG’s beard enjoying saucy morsels clinging to the wire-like hair...

Had the worst night sleep ever... Arrrr..1 Some one in the room across the hall, at it, the whole damn night.

Drills , grinders, hammers , welder n blow torch. Dragged up my drawers, turned em inside out

first, I do have some hygiene standards ya know. Anyway. . . shot gun in hand, stomped the door down n demanded.. What the hell is going on in here. OH its you @LeChuck .. the sheriff.

Chuck looks up from his tools n says calmly. . . I'm doing some work on my self...

Ok .. self improvement, mans gotta respect that. . . . boom boom...

Then .. what do ya know.. I wake again... proper this time.. and here I am. Middle of the street. Trampoline size eyeballs searing down at me like double barrel suns.

@Glisten @Oaktree @LeChuck @Sophia1 n @Shaz51 All pointing there cash counting, bible thumbing fingers down at me in laughing there asses off. The time machine had shrunk me down to the size of a rabbit. !!!

Thats the risks ya take when you fly Air ACME.. I mean they're nearly as corrupt as Quantis. You lot must have all time travelled, in business class cause you didn't get shrunk like me.

Now I'm in deep poo. Lucky my socks have got holes. Faster than you can flick flies of horse shiit , I had my arms n legs through them holes, so at least I looked descent folks, I was dressed n running.

Lucky my socks were pink lycra so I looked sexy when i dashed about, Big boots trying to stomp me where ever I went.

Oh beaut.. A tunnel .. I'll run n hide down there. Mmmm, stinks a bit in here.. Oh well, See If ya can find me now yer oversized knuckle heads. OH by the way ... ya all need to pluck yer nostrals.

Now as it happens, that cow that t2guns bumped off for @Oaktree was still laying in the street, All bloated n belly side up, n that tunnel T2gns had run up .. . well do i have to spell it out for you.!

The walls started shakin n the tunnel started quakin and then suddenly, with out warning, it just did what all respectful bloated carcases do. . .

K A B O O M. . .! ! !.

After a comparatively uneventful flight through the air, apart from some confused looking ducks,

T2gns found himself back, dazed in the dessert, with a few tumbles and a thud..

Wiping green steamy gunk from his eyes in lips. he surveyed his new surroundings. Stretched,

yawned n said in a pragmatic fashion. . . . I'm hungry...

tonys 2 guns.. 🫨

Lols that’s quite a tale @tonys 2 guns

How are we gonna unshrink you? Might have to stick you back in the time machine and send you to the future? Hope for the best!

Meggle

Just please.. If you do @Oaktree . Make sure theirs no fly in the time machine with me.

We all saw how that movie ended up. 🤨 t2gns

@tonys

I’ll take your word for it. I didn’t see that movie. I will get the flyspray or fly swatter out for you.

Meggle

@Oaktree If we're getting out sprays... How about one of those water spritz bottles for when@tonys is misbehaving? *Spritz spritz* "Bad tonys!"

I actually completely love tonys mischief but I also love spritzing...

@LeChuck

I love that idea! Let’s spritz @tonys

If we put a bit of alcohol in it he will probably enjoy it so let’s make it smell of skunk spritzer. Soon he will smell like his relatives the Cut Throat Gang!

Meggle

gang up on tonys hey. well. . . I love it.. Made me laugh you pair did. @Oaktree @LeChuck . You are going to need a steady supply of sprizters. I love the light bit of relief this thread provide.

An oasis in a world thats lost its way. I'll play up n you keep the spritzers coming. You know, Ive never had a spritzer. Sounds like someone coughing up a covid golly in German.

Hope you beaut folks found some light relief somewhere today.

I'm still lost in the desert, fighting off big ants n bugs. Need to find a jumping pillow pump so I can reinflate n get back to red rock or whatever its called.

Which provides me with the perfect opportunity to say the magic words @Glisten again...

I'm a comin n hells comin with me, ya hear... hells comin with me..

Saw the movie Glisten, and loved it. Got a crush on Dana Delaney. lol

Goodnite dear friends. sleep all peaceful like . . . while yer can.! t2guns..

@Sophia1 @Shaz51 ..