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Funny Quotes & Jokes - Fun Stuff

Funny Quotes & Jokes - Fun Stuff

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you. Mark Hoppus

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr

@DeterminedYou may like these.

@Shaz51

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Adge

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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.-Lucille Ball

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.-Joan Crawford

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.-Unknown

I love you and it’s getting worse.-Joseph E. Morris

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.-Mae West

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.-Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.-Woody Allen

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.-Charles Schulz

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?-Jean Illsley Clarke

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner

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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.-Pearl Bailey

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.-Franklin P. Jones

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.-G.K. Chesterton

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
-Jarod Kintz

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@Adge @Bunniekins @Shaz51 @Denv12 @Razzle

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Thanks @Maggie Very good.

I love it.

Adge

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Sending kind thoughts your way @Adge 💕💕💕

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love this one

Sophia 💛


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