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The Beer Garden

The Beer Garden

i encourage you all to join me for some casual drinking, social lubrication and light laughter right here in the beer garden.

Oh and before anyone gets up in arms about alcohol and its dangers the main beer on tap is VB or virtual beer

beer is the third most commonly consumed drink in the world behind water and tea

why not share the worlds joy with friends

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taking off my clown mask after a long day in the circus

beer me

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You'll have to help yourself. No one seems to be working here tonight.
While you're at it I'll have a pink gin.

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Bailey's over ice for me pleeeeaaaasssseee ?

And some mixed nuts ?

Or is that us ?? 😆

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Barkeeper - can i pls have a very strong scotch and coke.

I've just got off the phone with Telstra - OMG. I am so over this company. To put me through to someone who doesn't understand what i am trying to say. This is the third phone call in 2 days and i still can't get any help. Apparently i have to wait until tomorrow morning to call another department. Grrrrrrrr 😞

I need more than one drink tonight.

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I don't find scotch to be a particularly strong drink

I find it somewhat rough

but if your going for punching power I just pulled the cork on some red absinthe

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I am unable to find love

for many reasons

for starters I'm a slightly psychopathic alcoholic with bipolar disorder

who swears too much eats too much laughs too much

and isn't particularly funny interesting or talented

I'm neither cute nor handsome

and can barely maintain the few friendly relationships I have...

but hey how you doin??? wanna get into something completely toxic and unhealthy for both of us

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It makes for a great pirate @GonePirate !!

Love comes in many forms ... and it starts somewhere ... and you are here with us .... and we love hearing from you.

Start with that .... ?

How was your day ?

What has you looking to open a bottle of the rare red absinthe tonight, m'hearty ?!

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mmmmmmmmmmm red absinthe....

I'm feeling quite numb and disconnected

oddly satisfying to feel not lots

and that is why I decided to pop the top off of the Dabel

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Well ...... I'm drinking a good big cup of Landing In A Heap Ahead Of A Long Weekend After A Very Draining Week thank you, Bar-keep !!

Anyone joining me ??

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I know this is a virtual bar but it's tempting me to have a wee drop too. Problem is I don't know what to have or probably when to stop.

For what it's worth @GonePirate I suspect you have a wicked sense of humour (a huge quality in attracting people) and are probably very interesting.

Cheers Bottoms up😊
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