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The Beer Garden

The Beer Garden

i encourage you all to join me for some casual drinking, social lubrication and light laughter right here in the beer garden.

Oh and before anyone gets up in arms about alcohol and its dangers the main beer on tap is VB or virtual beer

beer is the third most commonly consumed drink in the world behind water and tea

why not share the worlds joy with friends

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Hey there @GonePirate, nice to see you back behind the bar. I hope that life has been treating you well.

Can I have a generous serve of Bailey's on ice please? Dessert and alcohol in one hit. Genius 🙂

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Hi @GonePirate I'm ready for a quiet absinthe for my dreams tonight thanks. And I'll curl up on a suede lounge in the corner.

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ahoy there @Former-Member

behind the bar

in front of the bar

naked on top of the bar

all depends on the mood haha

all the suede

can you do a dive and check for my car keys??? @eth

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Mmmmmm... absinthe makes the heart grow fonder... 🙂

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Avast me hearties! Found them @GonePirate here they be .......... Think I deserve another sweet absinthe for me effort - poured slowly over a couple of sugar cubes please ... yummm.

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Si saunters in and pops some Tom Waits on the jukebox, then orders a smoky single malt scotch... Ardbeg or Bowmore, because he can't spell Laphroaig...

[Singing]

Edna Million in a drop dead suit
Dutch Pink on a downtown train
Two dollar pistol but the gun won't shoot
I'm in the corner on the pouring rain
16 men on a deadman's chest
And I've been drinking from a broken cup
2 pairs of pants and a mohair vest
I'm full of bourbon, I can't stand up

Hey little bird, fly away home
Your house is on fire, your children are alone
Hey little bird, fly away home
Your house is on fire, your children are alone

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LOVE Tom Waites. @Silenus you just reminded me of one of my favourite of all time movies, Rumble Fish, where Tom Waites plays the coolest bar-keep ever.

I'll have a large G&T thanks. Celebrating because I just wrote a new poem (at last) - it's on the Writing As A Form of Therapy thread. Feeling good. Hope everyone else here is too. Slante!

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Don't know that movie, @eth. I'll have to check it out. Cheers... 🙂

G&T coming up... sliiiiiiiiiiiide...

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@Silenus It stars a younger Matt Dillon, Mickey Rourke and Harry Dean Stanton and is pretty old now but you might still be able to get hold of it on-line. Loved the sound track.

Cheers to you too 😄

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Barkeep... I'll have a schooner of beer thanks... half Tooheys New, half Tooheys Old... the two will cancel each other out and become a glass of Now - the perfect Mindfulness beverage...

[Groan... bad joke, Si...]

[Pops some Bronski Beat on the jukebox]

Beat boy! Beat boy!
I've got that feeling,
That perfect feeling,
That beat boy feeling,
All over meeeeee...
Hit that perfect beat boy...
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