LoughOutLoud Jokes

'I HAVE AN 800lb GORILLA ON MY BACK, A BLACK DOG HUMPING MY LEG AND GREMILINS IN MY HEAD. TODAY IS A NEW DAY...TIME TO OFFLOAD THE GORILLA, KICK THE DOG OFF AND CAGE THE GREMLINS.....OR AT LEAST EXPOSE THEM TO SUNLIGHT'

What time is it when the Elephant sits on the Fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why did the boy throw the Clock out the window?

He wanted to see Time fly...

What's Black & White, & Red all-over?

A Newspaper....

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Notice on Corporate Noticeboard:

"Due to economic restraint, the Light at the end of the Tunnel has been Switched off" (until further notice).

I thought that I finally saw the Light at the end of the Tunnel - Then I realised that it was just a man with a Torch, who was bringing me more Work (to do)....

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Are you going OK @AdgeAdge? Missed ya 🙂

Hi @Former-Member I've been missing you too!

Topic Tues on Loneliness (LE) was a good discussion - except that I feel more lonely (after it):smileytongue:

I just haven't had any energy (for weeks) to do Good Morning thread etc.

So maybe that's why I've missed you....

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Stay strong @Adge xox

What's green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog.

'Knock knock'

'Whose there?'

'The interrupting cow'

'The inter........'

'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'