CheerBear's not-Birthday

Ok @CheerBear, here is my gift to you. Now I have to preface it by saying that I wanted to get something super unique that no-one else would think to give you. It took me a very long time to get it. I have spent weeks searching for a unicorn and then following it around oh-so-quietly. I guarantee that you are the only person in the whole wide world that has this super special thing. So...this is my not-birthday gift to you my awesome amazing wonderful not-friend.

Now the guest of honour has arrived - so has the cake (and dessert lol) @CheerBear

Hi @Catcakes, welcome to the party.

@CheerBear is having a not-birthday because she does not want to disclose the date of her real birthday in Forum Land.

CheerBear is my not-friend. This is because I super like her and she seems to super like me, but because I have been so very badly hurt so many times by people, I'm never doing the friend thing ever again. When I told CheerBear this many months ago, she said, "that's ok, we can be not-friends." And so not-friends we are.

@CheerBear Good job me! See, there is a rumour that floats around that us Aspies lack social skills etc., but I just knew I couldn't go wrong getting you a unicorn turd.

@Catcakes have you read back on the thread at all? Right now we are playing on the waterslide. Does flying down a waterslide sound like your idea of fun. Alternatively, we have a jumping castle, or you could just start eating the enormous amount of food that @Zoe7 has prepared.

@CheerBear

Ummm, not sure about that special gift to @CheerBear, @Phoenix_Rising. It looks a bit like a steaming hot rainbow coloured cow pat.

Hey @Catcakes, lovely to see you here. Glad you havent given up on us lot just yet. How's your day been?

Sherry

My gift to cheerbear - it'll go beautifully with @Phoenix_Rising offering. Please do not be offended.