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JakeSenior Contributor
Hi all,
Ok, don't blame me - Che started it and NikNik suggested it, so here is the place to post all the funny jokes and not so funny jokes - still trying to figure out the surrealist/fish joke................
Regards, Jake
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JubileeJohnsonSenior Contributor
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Humour is very subjective.
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Alessandra1992Senior Contributor
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BatGuanoSenior Contributor
Q: Why do elephants drink?
A: To forget.
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JubileeJohnsonSenior Contributor
After reading Jake's posts on an "Honesty" forum in August, I'd be ready to bet he won't be back on this one.
Seriously, (he said ironically on a 'funny forum') if you just want jokes, go Google them.
If you want to talk about humour, there is a new topic: "What makes you laugh?"
Denv12 suggested that a book called called "How to chat up women" By Stewart Ferris made him laugh. I Googled said book, read some excerpts, and laughed too. Then I 'liked' Denv12's post.
All done without offending anyone. Easy.
I really feel for Jake. I sometimes offend people with my humour. They get angry.
I don't understand why they don't understand that I'm joking.
I don't understand why they can't laugh at themselves.
So I think; 'Curse' them if they can't take a joke. And that works for me.
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LoopySenior Contributor
Alessandr1992,
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Alessandra1992Senior Contributor
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LoopySenior Contributor
Alssandra1992, a joke or two ????
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
A bit feminist but...
loopy
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LoopySenior Contributor
Alessandra1992, make up time,
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!" 
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LoopySenior Contributor
Alessandra1992, I am sorry, hope your not blonde.
How did the blonde try to end the life of the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
I cease with the blonde jokes whilst I still breathe.
loopy
?????
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LoopySenior Contributor
Alessandra19962,
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Tired of constant blond jokes, a blond dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
the cheeky looped one.
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