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JakeSenior Contributor
Hi all,
Ok, don't blame me - Che started it and NikNik suggested it, so here is the place to post all the funny jokes and not so funny jokes - still trying to figure out the surrealist/fish joke................
Regards, Jake
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kristinSenior Contributor
Great plug for the gun lobby! 🙂
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chemonroSenior Contributor
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JakeSenior Contributor
Hi Che.
This one's just for you:
Q - If it takes 3 minutes to boil 1 egg, how many minutes does it take to boil 2 eggs?
A - ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you'll have to figure it out for yourself.............(payback for the 'fish' joke).,,,Lol!
Regards, Jake
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JakeSenior Contributor
Did you hear about the guy who tried to swim all the way across the lake?......
He only made it half way, then decided it was too far to swim to the other side.......
.....so he turned around and swam back to shore......
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JakeSenior Contributor
This one's for you Nik...(no Googling!)
How far can a dog run in to a forest..........?
Only half way - then it is running out of a forest!
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JakeSenior Contributor
Oh no, here come the blonde jokes............
Two blondes were standing on either side of a river.
One called to the other, "Hey! How did you get to the other side?"
The other blonde called back - "Huh? What are you talking about?......You are on the other side!"
(sincere apologies to any blondes reading this - I'm sure none of you are like the blondes in the jokes - Lol!)
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NikNikSenior Contributor
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kristinSenior Contributor
Hi Jake,
I used to be blond, now I'm just salt& pepper. I don't particularly like blond (or other denigratory) jokes to be honest. I wonder how any of us feel when other people crack jokes about MI in general, or ours in particlular?
Cheers,
Kristin
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JakeSenior Contributor
Hi Nik,
You mean like pirate jokes - sorry, if blonde jokes are stereotyping, then so are pirate jokes - what's the difference?
Regards, Jake
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kristinSenior Contributor
Hi Jake,
I'm wondering how many pirates any of us bump into in our daily lives?
Cheers,
Kristin
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