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JakeSenior Contributor
Hi all,
Ok, don't blame me - Che started it and NikNik suggested it, so here is the place to post all the funny jokes and not so funny jokes - still trying to figure out the surrealist/fish joke................
Regards, Jake
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chemonroSenior Contributor
Please keep your jokes positive, and not mean. Light and fluffy. 😉
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chemonroSenior Contributor
My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!
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JakeSenior Contributor
'Sausage Syndrome' - no it's not it DSM-5 (yet!)
Patient to psychiatrist: My wife thinks I'm unstable because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist to patient: Nonsense - I like sausages too!
Patient to psychiatrist: Good, you should come and see my collection - I've got hundreds of them!
Jake
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chemonroSenior Contributor
Here is the world's funniest joke : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2297365.stm
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JakeSenior Contributor
Patient to doctor: Doc! Doc! - people keep calling me a 'wheelbarrow'.
Doctor to patient: Don't let people push you around!
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JakeSenior Contributor
Patient: Doc! Doc! Nobody understands me!!!
Doctor: Huh? What do you mean by that??
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NikNikSenior Contributor
Just you all wait until International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sept 19th - Pirate jokes are my strength 🙂
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Alessandra1992Senior Contributor
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JakeSenior Contributor
Oh no! bad pirate jokes......that will be something to treasure...............sorry...........just had to get that off my chest..............Regards, Jake!
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JakeSenior Contributor
What did the chicken say to the duck as it was about to cross the road?
"Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
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