Chocolate Frogs

One question always hits me right in the 'tisim

The greeting some people use as a cheeky hello... "what do you know?"

It has left me stunned and embarrassed more then a few times.

Internally I would get stuck in a loop that looks like this,

- What do I know?

- I don't know what I know

- What do you mean you don't know what you know.

- I mean I know what I know but I can't just list everything that I know

- I don't think that is what they meant

- Why is everyone looking at me

- Oh, that's right they asked me a question

At this stage they see my blank face give me a weird look and move on.

Everytime, every single time.

So now I have a standard answer locked and ready to go. One that takes their cheeky question and judo flips it back to them.

I say "what do I know? I know that chocolate frogs can't swim"