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The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

JynxModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:02 pm AEST

The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

🕷🦇👻 Hi Forums Fam! 🕸🎃💀

Spooky Season is setting in, so let’s have some fun with a game... that always has a price! 😲

This game is all about creativity and snark. When you make a wish in this thread, others are encouraged to grant your wish, but with a classic Monkey’s Paw price.

For example –

M1: I wish for the ability to fly!

M2: Granted! You can now fly… when indoors! Okay I wish for riches.

M3: Granted! Your parents perish and you gain an inheritance. Me, I wish I had a wallet full of infinitely respawning money.

M1: Granted! Your wallet spawns infinite amounts of Monopoly money. I wish...

It can be as surreal, bizarre, and unhinged as you can think of – but please remember to keep to the guidelines!! Nothing too graphic or horrific, or that would need a TW. This is supposed to be a little dark, but mostly silly!

I’ll go first. Who shall grant my wish?

I wish I could transform into any animal!!

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MissGremlinSenior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 6:11 pm AEST

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@Jynx granted but every midnight you'll change into a different animal.

I wish I could be invisible.

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tymeModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:38 pm AEST

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Granted @MissGremlin , but your invisibility only lasts a second.

I wish life was easy and straight forward.

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Unknown userMember03 Oct 2025, 6:43 pm AEST

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tymeModerator03 Oct 2025, 6:52 pm AEST

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @Former-Member .

Everyone speaks the truth and tells you that they are liars.

I wish I could be more practical.

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Unknown userMember03 Oct 2025, 6:56 pm AEST

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 7:19 pm AEST

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Granted @Former-Member but you can only read the minds of the Elderly.

I wish I will never be sick again.

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Unknown userMember03 Oct 2025, 7:22 pm AEST

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 7:26 pm AEST

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Granted @Former-Member you can speak any language you want but to only reply, not start a conversation.

I wish for good sleep always!

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Unknown userMember03 Oct 2025, 7:30 pm AEST

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FearofUnknownSenior Contributor03 Oct 2025, 7:38 pm AEST

Re: The Monkey’s Paw: Make a Wish, I Dare You ~

Granted @Former-Member but you must watch the events unfold before you like a movie everyday.

I wish I got the most easy and fulfilling job/career in the world (not aiming for the Prime Minister's career).

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