Haha aw that's okay about water although you might need some to wash this one off lol @Former-Member-
One thing I like to do is rub sand on my face and body at the beach but that can be a bit harsh on the face so another one thats good is left over coffee with coconut oil (apparently the caffein helps with making you look fresher and reduces tightness- not 100% sure, but it smells SO good)
Also, my mum bought me some mud from NZ which I love and pretty sure it's 100% natural, so if you ever go to NZ make sure you get some of that stuff 🙂
Also, when you go to Myer/David Jones it's good to ask for testers of face masks at all the fancy stores, especially Aesop then you can try them for a while first to see what works for you (and save a bit of money in the mean time) 🙂