DaeSayukiContributor
Punny Puns UNITE! ‘Dad’ jokes are welcomed (along with any other parental guardians)
So I’m a lover of a good pun, ‘dad joke’, and the drier or more painful the joke the better.
*** Im sure there’s policies around references to discrimination so please refrain, as I hope to spread the love of a good pun.
To start…
1.
I went to buy coffee beans and asked them to grind it.
They asked “How fine a grind?”
I said “Fine”
They asked “Are you sure?”
I said “Yeah that’s … fine”
I made the cashier cry that day 😆
2.
Did you know mango has the highest sugar content out of all fruits?
It can really make a … man go.
3.
I went to pick up my niece from school. She apologise for being a bit late because she’s waiting for her friend.
I asked her “is your friend a bat?… because she’s hanging around.”
3.
My cousin went to get her arm pit hairs lasered off.
I asked her “how’s your pits? Are they … pitiful?”
4.
I bought eggs at the local market. The seller help me choose out of 10 + varieties and said “I hope you enjoy them”.
I said back “you would know since you’re the EGG-spert”
~ I hope the cringe was painful. Please bless me with more puns ~
