Hahaha, great idea. I've often said that one day I will be one of those "crazy" cat ladies that people talk about behind their hands in awed whispers.
At the moment, I have 3 cats. A 13-year-old girl called Periannath Lili, Peri for short. Periannath is LOTR elven for "small one", which is what they call hobbits. From memory..... idk, it's a long time since I named her and I'm getting old lol. A couple of years ago I adopted Clarence from the RSPCA because he practically threw himself at my head for a cuddle when I was trying to choose. Of course, teens being what they are, he didn't remain Clarence for long, and is now known by Claz, Travel Companion (???) and a few other ridiculous things that teenage boys apparently think are funny. Then I took in Oliver when a friend had to move and couldn't take him with her. I almost ended up with 2 more when a friend of a friend had to move also, but I had to force myself to say no.
At the moment, though, I'm actually known as the Crazy Sheep Lady. I have 9 right now, though was up to 15 at one point. I'm on 12 acres and had to fill it with beasties (it's my thing 🙂 ), so as well as the 3 cats and 9 sheep, I have a steer and a heifer, a mini pony, 3 dogs and 2 rats.
Unfortunately, I'm having to sell most of my sheep cos it just won't flippin' rain and I'm out of feed. It's a bit sad, but it does open the door for the crazy cat lady thing to start......
That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it. 🙂