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Life and trauma
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MJG017Senior Contributor
Re: Life and trauma
@Oaktreeshe is purring quite a bit. She was trying to get out of her pen earlier and was doing the adorable little squeaks. Ryker, the almost 10kg cat came up to the pen. Luna hissed at him. He hissed back and ruman away. So embarrassing 😳
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MJG017Senior Contributor
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@Former-Member Cheesy jokes it is!
Why does Santa always land on your roof?
He likes to be on top?
Why doesnt Santa have any kids of his own?
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Unknown userMember
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@MJG017 yes.
Cos he only comes once a year 🤣
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MJG017Senior Contributor
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@Former-Member I should know better by now than to ask you Christmas jokes 😄
So im changing gears to dad jokes...
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
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Unknown userMember
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@MJG017 because they are extinct?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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MJG017Senior Contributor
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@Former-Member Okay, so its not just christmas jokes i cant stump you on then 😄
I have to think about this one.... ummm... a gummie bear! I'm so proud of myself right now 🤣
Who won the neck decorating contest?
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Unknown userMember
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@MJG017there's a reason I know so many jokes, I have a calendar full of different ones every day 🤣.
And you guessed it, I'll let you have that proud moment even if I did hand it to you on a silver platter 🤣.
But you have actually stumped me so go on tell me who?
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MJG017Senior Contributor
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@Former-Member Yep, I'm so taking it, silver platter or not! 😁
It was a tie.
What’s invisible and smells like worms?
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Unknown userMember
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@MJG017 bird farts?
What is faster, hot or cold?
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MJG017Senior Contributor
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@Former-Member Correct as always.
You've stumped me 🤔
