Life and trauma

@Former-Member

I'm not sure why i even ask you 🤣 You're a c Christmas joke encyclopaedia. Or an elf-opaedia i guess. 😁

My first thought was elf-enomics but then i remembered the elf-abet.

Where does Santa stay on vacation?

@MJG017 just shows how many Christmas crackers I've opened in my life 🤣.

Yes the elf-abet

A ho-ho-hotel?

@Former-Member

Okay... i can see i cant stump you. One last go...

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

@Former-Member @MJG017

Snow balls

@MJG017 oohh my favourite one.

Snowballs 🤣🤣🤣

@Oaktree @MJG017 literally has choked on my food laughing.

Note to self don't eat while telling jokes 🤣

Excuse me while I go finish coughing up a lung or two 🤣

@Former-Member @Oaktree

Well i give up... you're both too good. I could delve into my other collection of cheistmas jokes, bit i keep getting told how inappropriate and offensive they are. Personally i think the idea of a snowman getting excited to see a snowblower coming down the road is just inherently funny.

@MJG017 who said it had to be clean Christmas jokes or Christmas jokes in general 🤣.

I'm up for anything to keep my mind off of other things.

@Former-Member I also need to try and not get banned 😁

@MJG017 yes definitely don't need that. Ok so keep it someone mild to avoid that. There's plenty of cheesy jokes out there 🤣