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'AWW NUTS!" Laughing Away The Blues!

'AWW NUTS!" Laughing Away The Blues!

Welcome to our virtual t-shirt design thread!!

This thread began as a silly conversation about "little green men" and continued on in a series of jokes between forum members. It culminated in a group of members devising potential MI slogans for t-shirts.

The conversations and posts have been collated from various parts of the forum, from many members, in the order they were posted.

This thread is a starting point for members to come and have a laugh or find some light relief.

Please feel free to add any ideas or slogans you come up with and join in the laughter!

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@Appleblossom. Yes I am cheeky. Think I'm known for that. Lol. So I'm putting you down for 5 t-shirts. Lol.

wow that's a big day @utopia hope it goes well .. and where's my tshirts... lol

@TAB. I've put you down for 30 tshirts - 1 for every day of the month. You can double up on months with 31 days. We will start productionsoon. But nneed your credit card details first. Or send the cash direct to me viaSane. Lol.
Hope you all have a great day.

Yes sent details re card 💳 plus 3 is fine😜lol

@utopia @OverTheEdge

and..... @TAB

Squirrel Logo - first draft!!!!!

Hi everyone ....🤗💕

I haven't read all of this thread .... it's just gone for miles in the last couple of days .... ‼️ .... but I will get to it .... lol ....

Think it was on here a few (100) pages back that there was talk about a T-shirt cottage industry, and squirrels got a mention .... ??

Thought you might appreciate this one ....

A squirrel's bad hair day ....

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Is Squirrel Is Good 😀

Shhh! Secret Squirrel!

La la . La @Zoe7 am just off to bed

I read the post on Little Green Men @OverTheEdge and someone - was it you or @utopia needs a little card saying "I don't hallucinate" - I can't find that post again

But I was lmao - that is so funny

I have to laugh at all the humanoids on the Star Trek series - which I enjoy so much I leave my recorder going so I won't miss an episode- d'uh - knowing what I know about human evolution it is extremely unlikely that Little Green Men or Little Grey Men exist but I love to think of Lambs Fry costing a premium on Reticulum - going back to Fox Mulder and the X-Files - and how I loved it back then

I don't think I have a little Green Man in my programme - let's see

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Best I can do - oh wow - at least turn the green off Dec

I love it all anyway - and maybe I need to see if I can find a little green man in the clip art

enjoy it

Dec

Hi @Decadian

The little green men was me and the "I don't hallucinate card" was @utopia. We had a good laugh that day. If you get a chance go back to in the thread "checking in" and read the whole lot from the post you mentioned as it gets even funnier - all our t-shirt sayings forming nutsincorpslogans.🌰.au. Think you will get a real kick from it 😅👽👽😎xx

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Where is you sister @Zoe7 ?

and the Tshirts .. dont tell me ya forgot ..

The t-shirts have been held up in the warehouse and because of the holidays there is no access - SORRY!!

@utopia - I have a tshirt saying that contradicts yours saying whilst meditating "I don't hallucinate"; mine saying "think it and they will come!". 😬. Yes, lame I know. 😅

@OverTheEdge @TAB @Zoe7 @Sahara.
You'll never guess what just happened.
You know how my thigh was bitten by meat ants and march flies. I have just been stung by a bee in the same spot. 5 minutes ago. He decided to crawl up my ankle length skit and sting the top of my thigh. Right above the other bites.
I'm not sure if I'm accident prone or I just have tasty thighs. Lol

@utopia @OverTheEdge @TAB @Sahara

I am guessing - just possibly - you have tasty thighs!!

I'm thinking we start a new shorts range also. Slogans could be written around the leg cuffs. My first one would be for you @utopia

"Hungry? Need a quick bite? Drive through" (with an arrow pointing up the leg)

@OverTheEdge @utopia @TAB

I have two more slogans for you - a bit more profound this time - must be the lack of sleep from last nights (and this mornings) shindig!! Mind in overdrive

"We Are All Alone Together"

"Every individual stands alone in space but are still connected by the same moment in time"

Hahaha @Zoe7 - very clever, lol. I like that

Hope it doesn't hurt too much @utopia.

Can bees be meat eaters also? 🤔 Or they may have also sniffed out meat for a buzz!😏😂😂😂😂

Watch out! - as they are all lining up 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 for a feast. Little nippers on a mission.

Who will line up next for a taste. If you live in the country watch out for the sssssss sound. They do say things come in threes.

Whilst I was living on our country property I was attending to 200 roses leaning over. I heard that sound thinking it was our recycling grey water sprinklers kicking in. Nope. Looked up to see a 6ft plus king brown hovering aggressively "in my face". Well they say Jesus walked on water - I can proclaim that OTE walked on air!! 😳

True story

@OverTheEdge. I've had 3 already. Meat ants. March flies. Bees.
But no human male. Oh well. Later this year.
It's great @Zoe7 that I'm still the inspiration for the new 'shorts' range.
Your slogan made me laugh.
And I really love the 'we are alone - together' slogan. That's perfect

@OverTheEdge @utopia

We have the Taste of Tasmania on here in Hobart now - maybe Utopia could start up the Taste of Utopia - oh wait - already has LOL

We also have the Winter Feast (in winter of course) @utopia could make a special appearance there also

OMG I really should get some sleeeeeeppppp!!!!

I HATE SNAKES - would have had a little accident myself - new underwear range maybe (no now I'm just getting silly)!!

Lol @Zoe7. Yes get some sleep. No to the underwear range - we would be sued my the Good Morals Committee.

@utopia @OverTheEdge Maybe "we are alone - together" could be our catch phrase and head slogan - written directly under our nutty squirrel on all t-shirts?

@OverTheEdge. Sting out and put vinegar straight on. Now using iceblocks in a tea towel to keep the swelling down.
Not the best start I was hoping for for 2017 - but so 'me'.

@utopia I do believe our morals went out the window the moment our business started! LOL - but also NO to the underwear range - how about hats???

It's kicks in the New Year with a buzz 🐝🐝🐝🍾

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Hi @Zoe7 & @Decadian. not taking much in, just saying hi 🙂

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@Zoe7 - you and me both. I love all Gods creatures bar snakes.

The miracle is it didnt bite me. When my husband went to see it, it was still in the same spot flaring up in strike mode.

There is nothing better to "looking after our wellbeing" than sharing a laugh. So appropriate on this forum and thread to ease the stress and burden of MI. It is without doubt, the best medicine/therapy ever. We all have our own ways of releasing tension and venting and this is such a healthy way of doing it.

"Checking in" expressing ones day can be happy, sad, funny, serious, smooth, chaotic, a struggle, or a joy. There will be a mixed bag of posts as such is the days of our lives in reality (think that one has been taken 😬), which has been the case.

@Zoe7@utopia - your tshirt slogans are so funny, you should start a new thread with this alone under section "looking after our well being" to make everyone's day!! It wou,d be a hit and keep the flow going without interjections. I really encourage it as laughing has helped me and others more than anything this last week. Something so many of us have forgotten to do, me being one and hence depression sets in further. I like to laugh at myself or I would cry too much.

There are other sections for when the situation is dire such as "something's not right" etc.

I have had fun and it made my week easier 🙂😂. Such a welcome relief 😅 Thank you both

If the Treasurer agrees @utopia (I believe you have already been collecting credit card details) then that sounds like a great idea. But only if you are with us @OverTheEdge (I'm nominating you as our Secretary). We have all had this fun together and you have been an integral part - no t-shirts with snakes on them though hey!!

I nominate myself as artistic director and marketing - any objections???? LOL

Count me in my friend - you couldn't get rid of me. Love this!! Have to run now for a lunch date but will be back!

@OverTheEdge & @Zoe7. I agree 100%.
Still waiting for the credit card nbrs though from @TAB. Me thinks he's a little reluctant - probably bec I've put his order in as 30 tshirts.
So what's the name of the post going to be - miss creative director @Zoe7?

Haha, you're funny @Zoe7, heres to lots of smiles ahead.

Oh bugger - the presssssuuurrrrrreeee!!!! I have told you before already @utopia perfection takes time - and now 'Genius can Wait'.I give us 24 hours to come up with a Title - I'm thinking we need a squirrel or nuts in there somewhere - maybe 'awwww NUUTS!' as a starting point here for discussion (or more appropriately for me maybe 'We're NUUTS' (probably won't get past mods though - afternoon MODS)

I like 'aaawwww nuts!' @ zoe7.
What do you think @OverTheEdge?

@OverTheEdge What do you think - 'aaawwwa NUTS!' for our thread title? - Looking After Our Wellbeing or Enjoying Time With Others (either one would be good) @utopia @TAWNEY

@Zoe7 ooh goodie if you are in marketing and artistic director maybe you can direct me too?😉

@Fadin I would love to help but I can't even direct MYSELF to sleep today!!! Think it's best I just stay up and sleep at a reasonable time tonight - if I can - soooo tired - think overtired!! May have to do a proper business plan,contracts etc. etc. to fill in my time. What role would you like in our little company? Music director maybe?

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@utopia@Zoe7 - I like it "Awww Nuts 🐿🐿" - nibbling away at the blues" (or laughing away....etc).

We could copy and paste on the new thread the first post where it started from on here (the little green men post 👽👽👽 and "I don't hallucinate"; and then continue with copying and pasting all the follow up jokes, tshirts sayings, responses that flowed on right up to the last. And where that's left off we can continue and anyone else who wants to join in th fun. New readers can then follow the theme, the sequences of events from where it started til now.

It would be good to capture its founding roots which happened so spontaneously and naturally; how it grew from there keeping all in the jist.

Does anyone second the secretary's motion?

@OverTheEdge @Zoe7 - I second that.

Yes either one, but probably "enjoying time with others" would be better I think

@OverTheEdge @utopia Looking after wellbeing or enjoying time with others?

Hey little sis @oceangirl73 what position would you like in our company?

I propose we accept as our thread title "aaawwww NUTS! Nibbling away the blues" on Enjoying time with others. I vote YES @OverTheEdge @utopia @Fadin @oceangirl73 @TAB Vote YES or NO (majority wins)

He,he 😂 @Zoe7, righto, @TAB can be my assistant too!.Funny I was just listening to hip hop female rappers this afternoon!...
Might have to trim down some lyrics as may offend, but sure gave me a laugh!!!

@Zoe7 - yes!!!!! Love it 😍

What did you think of the secretary's motion of copy and pasting where it all started to finish on this thread onto the new thread? (if you don't want to do the pasting, I can if you prefer ). Then we can proceed where we left off with others joining in

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@Fadin @TAB Co-music directors? How about @Appleblossom as our chief caterer?

Oh sh*t - so many pages - have we really carried on for that long - and all from little green men!! Who knew it would lead here! To the future frivolities my business partners (and our clients)

@OverTheEdge @utopia @Fadin @TAB @oceangirl73

@Zoe7 - love the name and spot. Yes if one of you could cooy and paste - I don't know how to do it from my mobile @OverTheEdge.
Sounds like this is going to be a very busy enterprise.

Fantastic @utopia

Essential requirement for employment - HAVE TO HAVE A MI!!!!

I'll devise a list of potential positions and we can post a recruitment ad.

I would also like to propose @oceangirl73 as our recruitment manager as she is awesome with organising and lists - if she would like the position

@OverTheEdge @Fadin etc.

And maybe @Bella2 can organise our fashion parades and CATwalk LOL LOL LOL


I suggest any Sane forum member who wants to work - but is struggling to work in the crazy world out there - get first dibs on positions within our company. Maybe we only hire people who have been 'certified' with a MI. We can do the opposite of the 'stigma' other work places have for hiring people with MI.

Yes my friend "Ahhh sh*t" - so eloquently put but so spot on haha lol. What else, I ask, could of started such a supernova of laughs than little green men? Cheers to the future laughs at "Awww nuts - nibbling away at the blues" - business partners and beloved participants 🍷 May the force be with you 👽😎

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Fantastic @utopia

Essential requirement for employment - HAVE TO HAVE A MI!!!!

I'll devise a list of potential positions and we can post a recruitment ad.

I would also like to propose @oceangirl73 as our recruitment manager as she is awesome with organising and lists - if she would like the position

@OverTheEdge @Fadin etc.

And maybe @Bella2 can organise our fashion parades and CATwalk LOL LOL LOL

I second the above motion 😚

All in favour ( better check with @oceangirl73 and @Bella2 first)? Motion carried. @OverTheEdge @Fadin @utopia

Yes, better to check in with those we nominate first 😅😅😅😅 But in this twilight zone anything can happen 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 - dodododododo (lame attempt at music). And one could end up on the board without knowing; and when they do realise may resound "awww nuts!!! :face_with_rolling_eyes:😳🤔😉😋

@OverTheEdge LOL LOL LOL

@Zoe7 Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with the conversation here. 😂
Am I correct in saying, you're designing a tshirt??????
And you want me to organize the fashion parade? Hehe! Sure thing....
I love choosing clothes for people, doing makeup etc.
So glad I have a daughter for that reason. 😀
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@Bella2 So you accept the position then! Great Yes we are designing t-shirts with rather awesome slogans. Will get back to you re: your duties in due course!!!!!

Ok, no worries @Zoe7 . lol 😀

Remember my old friend - Well I think I just got unfriended or blocked on Facebook - by him.
Nothing said. He's just no longer on my friend list & I cannot send him a post.

@Zoe7 - you made me laugh. Yes - I'll put in my own order for that t-shirt. I'll pay full price & drop it off.
Thanks for the laugh.

@utopia I've got just the t-shirt for him - a picture of a squirrel without any NUUUUTTTTTS!

@utopia I'm not sure how I feel about our treasurer giving away our profits????????

Just this once - it's for a good cause!!

I think we replace the squirrel face with his though and take out a fullpage add in every paper in Australia advertising our t-shirts with that image. Then again, maybe not, probably be sued - well can't get blood out of a stone - or in our case virtual money out of a virtual enterprise - haha we win

@Zoe7. I was going to pay. But probably best that the treasurer doesn't mess to much with the money.
A bit like whoever is the Banker in Monopoly. Have to keep a careful eye on them.

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@Zoe7 wrote:

@Former-Member. No my brain has stopped working now.
Yes - you can move mountains. I like that - 'you can move mountains' - we need that on a tshirt.
Bipolar - you can move mountains.

Etc = yes


They are all positive - but no way will I have "You can move mountains" on my t-shirt

No way to I want anyone moving my mountains but me

But what a good idea - brilliant - like Aww nuts - let's have a joke, innuendo, double entendre, satire or reverse psychology

Let's live dangerously and laugh until we fall on the floor and roll around hanging onto our mountains

Dec

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@Zoe7

I am happy with the position you suggested (recruitment manager)

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