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Christmas Crackers

Christmas Crackers

Wishing everyone a peaceful day today - it’s so heartwarming to see so many threads reaching out today, and all the members connecting and supporting one another.


I know for many people Christmas isn’t necessarily an easy time - whether it brings up difficult memories for you, or if you are spending it alone; if you’re having an alt-Xmas and avoiding some drama or if you’re lucky enough to be spending the day with loved ones or a chosen family of friends or peers …I just wanted to reach out and say I’m thinking of you all and I am so glad that you are part of the forums.

Team SANE is very excited about bringing you some upgrades to these spaces, beginning in 2024.

In the meantime - does anyone want to share the best and worst of the jokes that come in your Christmas Crackers/bon bons - help give us all a laugh to get through the day? (especially if like me, Christmas makes you feel a bit crackers?)


I’ll start:

”What starts with P and ends with E and has a thousand letters in it?”

….

”The Post Office!”

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🎄

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😂 @RachSANECEO !

Thank you for dropping in today - happy Christmas!

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Special thanks to @rockypug and @Friendlyflutter for moderating today

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Thank you @rockypug and @Friendlyflutter for working on here on Christmas Day 🙂

I was planning to hang out most of the day on here in case people are in distress, but we've lost power due to the rain and storms in Melbourne, so I won't be able to, due to phone battery 😣

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Merry Christmas @RachSANECEO

Also thank you too @rockypug and @Friendlyflutter


What did the bald man say about his comb?

He can’t part with it!

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@Captain24 what did the elf learn at school?

“The elf-a-bet”

🤣🤣omg these are so bad

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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

“Stick with me and we will go places”

😬

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@RachSANECEO @Captain24 @NatureLover

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday?

"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

He had nobody to go with.

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Who is Santa’s favourite singer?

‘Elf’is presley

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Loving all the Christmas jokes!!

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