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Keeping Happy threads
this afternoon, the Trawler as promised has delivered the best Seafood 🦞, the Wait staff have been notified, and many have arrived already,
the BBQ and Ovens are primed, the Salads and Vegetables 🥕 are organised , the fruit 🍎 fresh fruits 🍉 , are sorted, our chairs and table settings, all set up ready to welcome 🤗, the drinks side of it are always here and great service, the service and security are a little on the dull side, as our usual team are in London, doing the most important detail, as I am sure you understand, seafood 🦞 🍤 🐠 🐟, 🌊🎣, cheese 🧀 cheese 🫕, bread 🥖 bread 🍞 butter 🧈, chocolate 🍫 chocolate, 🥜 vanilla orange 🍊 , Vegans and lactose’s of all sorts welcome, just send your request, but apparently the menu is not allowed to list the cocktails 🍹 or the night caps, so that leaves us with , 😂 a free spa treatment, a free massage , a free drink, a free blessing to our 🌎 world, first course is fresh yummy food 🍱 yummy 🤤, on platters eat when you arrive, don’t worry about , about the paparazzi, the left over security detailing that has not been sent to England 🏴 are here to keep us safe, book on in, for your VIP treatments , don’t worry about packing your 🧵 threads, clothes are supplied, don’t worry about your 💰 moneys. It’s all paid for and free for you, don’t concern your self with transportation, the 🚕 taxi 🚖, and helicopters 🚁 helicopter 🚁 are all on stand by, waiting for your your call, speed 🚤 🛥 boats are in the ready zone, just think in 2 years time it will be Drones at the ready, anyway the menu is beautiful and in the beginning, hope this stuff goes ⬆️ up, must go as the Chefs have arrived, and not happy with the Wagu steaks 🥩, not happy with the salts and spices, not happy with the quality of the product over all, to make this a great stand out menu, so let’s just start with a new international truffle presentation, welcome to all, have to go now, the ICE 🧊, the lighting’s, the Red carpet, the first front of our ……..
