LadyleahRDBloomSenior Contributor
The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat
Four thirty in the morning ...
Nim. "Human .... Rise!"
Me-"it's too freaking early!"
Nim. "Hairless pig slave must rise for cat!"
Me-"I rise for no one. It's not a meditation day!"
Nim . "So I can wee in the frying again?"
Me-"I'm up! I'm up!"
Later.
Nim. "I love you human!"
Me-"Mum owes me big time for this-Nim, don't look at my hand like it's a piece of bacon! I love you too."
More chaos will follow via request.