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The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat

The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat

Four thirty in the morning ...

Nim. "Human .... Rise!"

Me-"it's too freaking early!"

Nim. "Hairless pig slave must rise for cat!"

Me-"I rise for no one. It's not a meditation day!"

Nim . "So I can wee in the frying again?"

Me-"I'm up! I'm up!"

Later.

Nim. "I love you human!"

Me-"Mum owes me big time for this-Nim, don't look at my hand like it's a piece of bacon! I love you too."

More chaos will follow via request.

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Re: The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat

That gave me a smile on a not smiley day, thank you @LadyleahRDBloom.

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Re: The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat

I aim to please! Glad you enjoyed it.

Note. Frying should have been frying pan. Have only had one cup of coffee today. Needs time to adjust zee brain.

Want a cat?

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Re: The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat

Hehe, I figured it was meant to be frying pan @LadyleahRDBloom. What a cheeky cat!

Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to gracefully decline, no room here.

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Re: The world according to Nim. aka, my mothers cat

We have a new episode regardless of whether it was requested or not!

Nim-"Is that ham and cheese human?"

Me-"No, it's not for you."

Nim sits on keyboard.

Nim-"Give in to your frustration! Give me your lunch!"

Me-"Mum ... why did I take this cat again?"

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